I haven't found real happiness yet, but it's coming. Should I place an ad in a daily newspaper? No, that's too expensive, and somehow old-fashioned too. I could try a dating site instead. You see cute ads on pretty much every bus stop, but I honestly don't believe some single falls in love every twelfth(?) minute through whichever site it is that I won't name and don't even want to. So instead I'd rather do my research online and look for a free dating app.

What Do I Actually Expect from a Free Dating App?

  • No hidden costs, please!
  • I expect my data to be handled with absolute trust and care.
  • It should appeal to different target groups, and I want to find myself reflected in one of them.
  • You should be allowed to stay anonymous at first and sign up with a funny nickname.
  • You should be able to build a profile that actually says something about you.
  • Making contact with people should be simple and uncomplicated.
  • Despite all that simplicity, a free dating app should still have members on it who are also looking for real happiness.
Is that too much to ask? Not really. Is that too much to ask? Not really. Unfortunately, on a lot of dating sites, only the sign-up itself is free. That's genuinely great, but it comes with a small catch: you can't actually contact other members. Unless, of course, you're willing to pay a certain fee to finally become a "gold" or "premium" member. No, you're definitely not going to find real happiness that way. I'd rather keep looking for a free dating app.

My Experiences with a Free Dating App

"Good goods come at a price" is an old saying with a real kernel of truth to it. So can you really expect anything more than cheap entertainment from a free dating app? At least, that's how it went on the site where I searched in vain for real happiness. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to badmouth it here. Small tip: if you enjoy being made a fool of, definitely look for dating sites that start with an "L." Still, you can always find that famous needle in the haystack, no matter where you look.Free Dating App

Does a Free Dating App Actually Help You Find the Needle in the Haystack? Of course! Why not? I'm certainly not planning on waiting around for a lucky coincidence. And I find that saying about having to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince pretty gross too. At the end of the day, success is never guaranteed, and I'm not a fan of playing the numbers game. By the way, even the dumbest, most boring date can give you great material to talk about at your next hangout with your best friend: "Picture this: the guy looked like Willy from Maya the Bee. We had absolutely nothing to say to each other. I was so relieved when he finally finished his peppermint tea so I could say goodbye." In the meantime, I've found a really great free dating app, and on Saturday I'm meeting Steffen. I don't have a photo of him, but he writes really nicely. Plus, he also has a dwarf hamster and likes broccoli just as much as I do. So real happiness is close. I always knew it!